Kink Lab Neon Wand Electro Sex Kit - xx
Inside the Kinklab Neon Wand Electro Sex Kit box you’ll find four electrodes - also known as attachments - that can be used to procure a variety of sensations during your electro sex play. Attachments included in the kit: the Mushroom Tube, the Tongue Tube, the Electrode Comb, and the 90 Degree Probe. The box is sturdy black cardboard with a magnetic clasp closure and molded foam inserts to keep the glass electrodes safe when not in use. I recommend hanging onto the box for storage purposes.
I shouldn’t have to say it, but I’ll say it anyhow: don’t use this with water on your skin, water on your hands, or anywhere near water. Before you get started with the Neon Wand, make sure that you don’t use it for more than 30 minutes at a time. If you tend to lose track of time, it’s an excellent idea to set a timer to queue you.
Neon Wand Technical Specifications for the Kinky, Geeky and Curious:
Dimensions: 13” x 8” x 2-1/3”
Materials: Polyphenylene Vinylene (PPV) Plastic (wand itself), Copper Tube (internal), Glass Rods (electrode attachments)
Working Frequency: 50 to 60 HZ
I began my own explorations of the Neon Wand with the Mushroom Tube attachment. I love how perfectly this attachment cups the entire nipple, how quickly my nipples get hard in response to the streaming electrical current, which is also a treat for the eyes to watch as it reacts with the chemicals inside the clear glass tube, producing purples and blue waves of light that, if anything, encourage one to push past initial doubts and discomforts and journey to the limitations of the Neon Wand and the limitations of one’s own comfort levels. I started out slowly, on low, and then puttering about on medium for a few minutes, but the most of my play occurred at the Neon Wand’s maximum intensity setting.
It should be noted that using massage oil or body lotion on the skin prior to using the Neon Wand increases conductivity and, therefore, increases stimulation - and the potential for pain and discomfort, if that’s what you’re going for! The zap of electrical impulses is especially beautiful to watch when the Mushroom Tube is being used held apart from the skin - close enough to conduct current, yet far enough away that you get a more prickly, defined sensation, and a gorgeous stream of little squiggly electrical current jumping from the wand into the nipple and areola.
Certain areas of the body are definitely more sensitive than others, and this will vary by person, as well as by other variables like mood, temperature, time of day, emotional state, etc, just like any kink or fetish sex play that verges into the territory of sadomasochism. I can barely stand it when the Mushroom Tube is run along the inside of my fingers or between them! Even worse when it’s pulled away a bit, instead of gliding against my skin, and it creates this zap that manages to make instant pain goose bumps form all over my body, and I want to scream, but laugh, too, and neither come out. My toes just curl and my pussy starts to gush. I just love how this feels against my clitoris and all around my vulva. The first time it was surprising, and caught me off guard, but then, like any good masochist, I started to get curious about it and crave it, yearn for it even.
I like the sensation around my collar bones and neck. Intrigued to hell and back with the electrical impulses all around my breasts, and by how much more it seemed to bite between my breasts than focused on just one part of one. My abdomen is sensitive to it, almost ticklish, but the zaps make me jump.
To create a zap on your partner or yourself, start with the Neon Wand touching the skin, though be mindful to not leave it in the same area for more than ten consecutive seconds per the instruction manual, preferably on the lowest setting, and then gently and slowly pull it away from the skin until you see the electrical current jumping between. This is incredible fun to do in the dark!
I wish that the turn-dial was in a more convenient location, but with over 20 years of research and product development, there’s probably a very good reason for it to be exactly where it is. It takes some finesse to not get too tangled up in the cord and learn how to avoid the power cord entirely when adjusting the intensity of the Neon Wand’s power.
The Mushroom Tube teases my inner thighs, and it gives me the impulse to spread my legs and just get pounded with a good, hard fucking. Sorry to be so vulgar, but that’s just how it is, folks! It makes me feel sexually insatiable, but this Neon Wand Electro Sex Kit certainly doesn’t affect my libido in a negative sense at all. If anything, it heightens my pleasure, my lust, my yearning and my own experience of my desire.
It’s worth noting that the Neon Wand is incredibly lightweight for what it is, non-bulky, relatively easy to move over the skin, and incredibly easy to work with for long periods of time without fatigue. It has ridges which can be used as finger grips, and the Wand stays firmly in-hand for maximum wield-ability.
One of the fun things with the Neon Wand is experimenting to find what angles work best for you, for your partner, and to see the variety of sensation - both pain and pleasure and that delicious space between - that you can create. It’s a whole different kind of painting, and gives an entirely new meaning to light sabre.
The Mushroom Tube is excellent at giving your lover a few or many zaps on the ass to get them moving faster or more proficiently, whatever the task at hand; it’s a great motivator! It sends some kind of impulse to the brain that it’s time to get going and do things right - at least that’s how it works when my ass gets zapped! Sliding it along my ass yields a sensation similar to being caressed by fingers and tongue. I’m amazed at how human this Neon Wand truly feels in contact with my body. It’s astounding, difficult to describe, and even harder to comprehend - and all that makes me want to play with it more and more and more!
The Tongue Tube attachment offers a more intense experience than the Mushroom Tube, because the electrical discharge is not spread out as much. Since the Tongue Tube is more focused with a narrower tip and less surface area, the charge is less spread out, yielding a more intense sensation. However, the most intense sensation from the attachments included in the Neon Wand Kit can be found with use of the 90degree Probe. The larger the surface area of an attachment, the greater the distribution of the charge over a larger area of skin, and the milder the resultant sensation.
The Electrode Comb is a strange attachment because it combines the pinpointed intensity of a small surface area attachment, yet has nine different points that contact the skin and transmit the electrical discharge of the Neon Wand. This makes it more intense and less intense at once, both stronger and weaker. It’s stronger because there are multiple, small contact points, yet because they are all connected, the overall charge being conducted is spread over a wider area of skin and distributed evenly, creating a milder effect in some sense, as well. That said, the Electrode Comb keeps me on my feet and keeps me guessing. I’m not yet quite as fond of it as I am of the other attachments because it looks scarier, and I’m more squeamish around it. The Electrode Comb is especially fun to use after body lotion has been applied to the skin of the lucky - or not-so-lucky - masochist, because the neon colors intensify with the increased conductivity. It’s just so gosh-darn pretty to look at.
The Electrode Comb feels more ticklish and teasing between my fingers and even on my toes and the places that I dread for the Mushroom Tube attachment to go. However, it is more intense - (verging on painful - across the surface of my breasts. And depending on how your partner angles the Neon Wand - or how you do - you can end up with anywhere from one to nine contact points with the Electrode Comb, widely altering the sensation given and received. It gets me the most over my breasts, or between my shoulder blades.
On the rest of my body the Electrode Comb feels like a generous massage, somewhat along the way that a masochist can relax into a session with a TENS unit or a rhythmic flogging, even though the sensation and mechanism of such are completely different, of course. I do experience some continuity in the way that my body processes the sensation and does some kind of magical alchemy to turn it into pleasure and a dripping wet pussy.
With body lotion applied to my skin beforehand, the Electrode Comb on the Neon Wand highest setting feels nearly twice as vicious! I’m excited and nervous as hell to try it out with massage oil, for some reason I feel like that will intensify it more still and yield more pain. And a point of note : body lotion need not be applied to the entire body before electro sex play. Rub it into your lover’s breasts or his chest, or across the ass cheeks. One spot is plenty. The Neon Wand seems to pick up the additional conductivity and the intensity continues to remain heightened on parts of the body that were not lotioned.
Into pussy torture? The Electrode Comb will be your best friend. Into nipple and breast torture? Allow the Electrode Comb to glide ever so gently across the surface of the nipple at an angle upward so that one of its teeth make contact as you slide it over the skin. Go back over the same area, but the second time, lift the Electrode Comb away from the surface of the breast and watch the sparks fly and your masochist squeal as you follow through with the remaining eight teeth of the nine-toothed Electrode Comb.
They say that originally the Electrode Comb was marketed with early 20th Century electric ray violet wands to stimulate hair growth, of all things! It does feel tingly and strange across the scalp, kind of yummy, but a bit unsettling, too, if that makes any sense. I should say that I’ve procured a few electrical burns whilst playing with the Neon Wand and body lotion. It does increase the conductivity and sensation level. That is for sure. To minimize burns, or if you have sensitive skin, avoid lingering in the same skin area for more than ten seconds, wear a thin layer of gauzy clothing between you and the Neon Wand and stay away from massage oils and body lotions which will make everything more intense and less kind to sensitive bodies and sensitive bits. The Electrode Comb doesn’t seem to do much on my feet, but it still makes me jump a bit when it zaps my inner ankles. It creates this crazy rush inside of me when it’s used to zap my inner thighs or the soft tender flesh on the inside of my knees or even behind them.
Out of the four attachments - The Electrode Comb, the Mushroom Tube, the 90 Degree Probe, and the Tongue Tube - the Tongue Tube is my most loathed, and loved. Zapping me with the Neon Wand with the Tongue Tube attachment anywhere around the knee is enough to make my legs start to buckle and give out from under me. Pinpointed across my breasts just weakens me all the more and makes me that much more wet.
The lower back is a great spot to target with the Tongue Tube and remember, any time you want to decrease the strength of the electricity across your skin, you can angle the attachment so that more of the glass is in contact with your skin - and a larger area of skin, too - at once, or ask your partner nicely to do the same for you. For instance, using the flat length of the Tongue Tube is delicious and tingly, even on the highest setting of the Neon Wand, but not anywhere near what I would classify as painful or difficult to bear. Using the full length of the Tongue Tube’s tip has an entirely different, stronger feel, and pinpointing it so that only the very tip of the Tongue Tube makes contact with your skin or your partner’s will produce the strongest sensation of those three usage options.
Now is a great time to point out how fragile the Neon Wand attachments are. They are super delicate. Always use care when handling them, especially when inserting them into the base of the Neon Wand or removing them, which you should always do with the Neon Wand turned completely off. For longevity, it’s best to store the attachments in the included foam Neon Wand Kit box - there’s a handy little slot for each one so they can all stay safe.
I think I figured out why the Tongue Tube is called the Tongue Tube, by the by. So… I thought I was near my breaking point feeling it being run along my genital area, from my clitoris to my ass, whether gliding or held away and zappy, I just couldn’t seem to handle it well. All the while of course, a smile was spreading on my face and my pussy was gushing happily. While the Tongue Tube produces a searing pain that feels akin to being sliced open when run against my slit, it is heaven on my clitoris. Instant enlightenment. It brought me to orgasm again and again, and again, but I had to remind myself I was using an electrical device that’s not water friendly and pull back and turn it off before I started squirting - and that was just from clitoral stimulation, after a good lengthy session being teased and tortured with the Neon Wand all over my body, and I do mean all over.
I’m a very happy and satisfied girl. If you want a litmus test to know whether you or your partner is actually a masochist at heart, the Neon Wand, part of Kinklab’s Electro-Erotic line, will take you there. If you take good care of it, the possibilities for sex play and punishment are endless! Attachments / electrodes can be sterilized by wiping them down with 75 percent isopropyl alcohol. However, never turn on the Neon Wand until the alcohol has fully evaporated.